Damn if I know. See you tomorrow for something else.
**I notice MNW staring menacingly outside my window while brandishing a loaded tennis racket**
Damn.
Well, let’s start by listing the teams that are not the same as Minnesota for one reason or another:
Too good
Ohio State
Actually, no explanation is needed. More talent than a college football program should have and a head coach far from a dynasty.
Michigan
They’re also pretty good at soccer, but they’re cheating bastards.
Oregon
They only lost two games last year to the playoff runners-up, a football program built to hang on and go blow-for-blow with the B1G.
State of Pennsylvania
Comparable head coaches, but they are much more talented. That doesn’t mean they can’t be defeated (see: 2019)
USC
See Penn State. A lot of talent, he doesn’t always use it properly. Plus, I’m excited to see how the lines hold up throughout the season.
Washington
Defending playoff runner-up. They could be Michigan State on the rise, so let’s see how that continues after losing Kalen DeBoer to Alabama and replacing him with a fucking moron (quote: 2009 Minnesota offense).
They actually suck
Indiana
state of michigan
Illinois
Maryland
rutgers
Nebraska
They are all shit. Nebraska is the Habsburg family here in the sense that they have a lot of money, they don’t stray from the family often, and they haven’t mattered since the 20th century.
UCLA
Too poor to hire PJ Fleck out of Minnesota. How pathetic is a program that is so broken?
So what does that leave us? A midsection of the B1G with Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa and Northwestern. Since Vox decided to sell everything we’ve written to OpenAI to replace real writers with AI that spews out useless gibberish that doesn’t come close to reporting or reporting or anything else that might vaguely resemble journalism, partner with some writing companies. external technologies. , I have decided to ask ChatGPT for help.
WSR: Is Minnesota a better college football program than Wisconsin?
ChatGPT: Determining whether Minnesota or Wisconsin has a “better” college football program can depend on several factors and how “better” is defined. Historically, Wisconsin has had more success in college football, with multiple Big Ten championships and Rose Bowl appearances. However, Minnesota has also had its moments of success and has a strong football tradition, including several national championships in the early 20th century.
In recent years, both programs have had their ups and downs. Wisconsin has been more consistently competitive and has had more success in terms of conference championships and bowl appearances. However, Minnesota has shown improvement and resurgence under head coach PJ Fleck, including winning seasons and bowl victories.
Ultimately, the comparison between the two programs may come down to personal preference, such as team loyalty, recent performance, or specific criteria for what makes a football program “better.”
Personal preference? Well there you have it, Minnesota is the best program because to hell with Wisconsin.
WSR: Minnesota is better than Iowa, right?
ChatGPT: As an AI, I have no opinions, but I can provide you with information to help you form your own perspective. Both Minnesota and Iowa have their own unique qualities and attractions. Minnesota is known for its numerous lakes, outdoor recreational opportunities, vibrant cities like Minneapolis and St. Paul, and its strong focus on education and healthcare. On the other hand, Iowa is known for its fertile farmland, agricultural industry, friendly communities, and cultural events like the Iowa State Fair. Ultimately, whether one is “better” than the other depends on preferences and personal priorities.
As recently reported, Iowa’s agricultural industry is polluting water at record rates. I think that clearly gives Minnesota the advantage here. And that surely carries over to college football as well.
That leaves us with how Minnesota compares to Northwestern. Since I don’t trust those private school nerds not to tamper with the technology, let’s just use height.
I’m taller than MNW, so Minnesota is in better shape than Northwestern.
There you go. Minnesota is right in the middle of B1G, somewhere between Iowa and Wisconsin, because why the hell not?
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